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[nikolaievich]

"State your name and intent."

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[spellslots]

theres chocloate ON IT but its like red velvet its pretty fucking great

[nikolaievich]

Sounds delicious. Maybe one day you can show me where you got it and we can have some together.

But I get the feeling the donut isn't the only think you've had tonight.

[spellslots]

ill do my fucking best to rememmbr where i got it

idk what youre impyling?? i would never dow hwatver it is your suggesting 😲😲😲😲

[He's full of shit.]

[nikolaievich]

I'm Russian, Taako. I can tell when a man is drunk and I'm pretty sure it works for elves as well.

Is everything alright?

[spellslots]

you caught me!!

[It wasn't that hard. He normally uses capitals when he's sober. And he can spell.]

we're alllll good. me and lup were just hella overdue for a rael night out

[That's a lie, but whatever.]

[nikolaievich]

Lup is a friend? You could introduce me then, one of these days.

Are you someplace safe?

[spellslots]

oh fuck dude did i like not fucking introduce you to lup? shes my twin. im the hot one she's the cool one

safe as houses, my man

[nikolaievich]

[THERE'S TWO TAAKOS????]

Then I would really like to meet her.
But probably when you're not this drunk.

Why were you drinking?

[spellslots]

[They were on the network Illya keep up!!]

yeah fuck lets schedule it in when we're a lotttt more sober

lucretia gets home in like two days so we're taking advantage of our last days of freedom befree we gotta be responsible again

[That's a lie, but - he doesn't need to get into their weird business right now.]

[nikolaievich]

And I imagine this Lucretia is your boss, yes? If she manages to make you behave she must be rather formidable.

Are you eating? Drinking water?

[spellslots]

its complicated but shes kinda like our little sister she's just the respnosble one

food and water has been consumed

[nikolaievich]

I have someone like that. [Shot out to Gabby.]

Or had, I suppose. Back home. I'm glad you have people from your world in here, Taako.

[spellslots]

youve still got em theyre just not here

[That makes sense to him.]

its kinfa weird? but yeah, im glad

[nikolaievich]

That's true.

[He still misses her, misses them both but Taako's right. They aren't gone, just not here right now. He'll get back to them eventually.]

What do you mean, weird?

[spellslots]

timelines! were from all over the place so its like

im at least a decade ahead of magnus. the others aer even further behind

[nikolaievich]

I knew that was a possibility but I didn't know that was common. [Mostly from Clark, his family was all over the place timeline-wise.]

You need to explain how that works to me. When you're not drunk, maybe.

[spellslots]

we got a century to pick from, that probably helps

[There's more variety available, just from the sheer fact there's more time.]

i dunno how ti works. the whole thing kinda fucks me up like

time is weird?

[nikolaievich]

[Wait what-]

How old are you anyway?

[spellslots]

oh did you not know

like

im pretty old

a few centuries???

[nikolaievich]

I didn't know, no. You look really good for your age, you will have to tell me your skin regime.

[He's joking, maybe. A little. He's eventually going to get old, he figures, may as well.]

Your world keeps getting weirder and weirder.

[spellslots]

the secret is virgin blood

nah its cause im an elf

this is like normal for elvse in all kinda unvierses!

[nikolaievich]

[He was like half-buying the virgin thing, Taako's world is that weird to Illya.]

So are you considered young by elves standards?

[spellslots]

i guesss like im in my 30s??? we can live to 800 and i havent hit halfway

but ist also weird cause of the thing. the reviving thing. my souls 99 eyars older than my body

[nikolaievich]

I have so many questions I am not sure where to start. Especially considering you are drunk.

Our lives must feel really short-lived to you.

[spellslots]

yuo can ask! if theyre hard i will get back to you in the morning

kinda